My Spelling Obama Speech

Word Script Thingy:

As I stand before you in this stadium, we are going to discuss the educational crisis around the world. Did y’all know that the general 5th grade student these days does not know how to put words in alphabetical order? I mean, seriously, how hard is it to get some darn words alphabetized? Apparently we need to add more technology to the whole ecosystem so they can learn how to look at an alphabet and it can be very hands-on, because obviously most kids need to know how to actually complete an assignment. Remember this quotation: I am going to limit the web sites and sources for all the technology, because of the advertising for the industrial companies. Some of the advertising dialogue can be very irritating to your learning experiences. Some of the words are intentional to make you click on the ad, but seriously, we don’t want out children exposed to that. And when I limit the computer sites, I hope it understandable because I want to make sure there isn’t any unnecessary stimulation and exposure. I am just thinking about the children. And I can relieve the unpopular superstition that you can go blind by just trying to photocopy something. Now everybody knows that this paragraph I just recited about child education is going to be monumental all around the world, oh yes and make sure to thank our sponsors over here at the white house, champion shoes. They donate every penny they make to help the survival in Hay Tee. And thank y’all all for coming out to show your appreciation for education and now 5th grade can know what a homophone is.

My Creature

"It's alive Mua-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaa!!!" Well, not really. This is the story of how Woolly Pit Rats survived for so long, but their are very few (due to the ugliness of this animal, bless their hearts).

One day there was a Woolly Pit Rat named Bob. Bob lived in a dark pit, where it was very humid, so his hair was all puffy. He pretty much looked like a pea pod with a brown-gray tennis ball on top. So anyways, he went to school one day, and these mice were making fun of him, just because his mom is a Green Pit Viper and his dad is a Bosavi Woolly Rat. So after school he told his parents what happened and they just ignored it (now that's good parenting). So the next day at school the whole class had recess. They were still teasing him, so he just ignored it. Suddenly, he saw a very big owl swoop down and take the mice 1 by 1. Before he knew it, they were all gone. Soon the owl came down and approached him.
" I am very hungry, but you look WAY too nasty and ugly to eat, so I guess I'll just find something else."
From then on he never got made fun of again (even though he was still ugly) and he used his ugliness as an advantage. That is why they aren't very rare, because of their lack of tastefulness. And also Bob eventually died because he was way to ugly and nobody cared about him, so when he got sick, they didn't even care to pay his medical bill and stuff, so yeah, he died.

THE END

Chapter 1 Health

I think that the Circulatory, Respiratory, Digestive, and Excretory systems are considered transport systems because your food travels down and out (if you know what I mean), and your air and oxygen travel down, around, and back up, so they transport from 1 place to another while the organs help different things go to one place to another. But each system help each other out,and they all make up your insides, and help you stay alive. And it helps you get rid of your way and transport it from food to waste, and it helps you flush out your system, and get rid of the things that can make you sick, as well as dead skin and stuff like that. Basically, you need your body systems and all that stuff to keep your water content balanced, as well as everything else balanced, by transporting things in and out of your body. So I think that is why they are considered transport systems.